What is… Agalmatophilia?

Ever been accused of being a little stiff? Of being cold as a stone? Don’t like to talk much on a first date? Or any date for that matter? Then you’ll want to find yourself an agalmatophiliac and get the hot-love adoration you deserve!

Agalmatophilia is a sexual paraphilia (abnormality/kink/fetish) in which individuals derive sexual arousal from an attraction to statues, dolls, or mannequins. This attraction may include romance/falling in love with the object, a desire for sexual contact with the object, the act of watching sexual encounters between such objects, or getting sexual pleasure from thoughts of being transformed into the preferred object. Hey, don’t knock it! Statues, mannequins and dolls take up little space, eat even less and don’t wake you up snoring! And just like that, museum security guard is The. Best. Job. Ever!

Who put the man in mannequin? Possibly you (but be careful, those sharp plastic edges can hurt!)  There are such devotees to this kink, there’s even a film with agalmatophilia as the plot line. We haven’t watched it, but if you’re so inclined, stand very, very still and click here.